WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Eerie Descent 5:29 Thu Oct 15
Songs for Benrahma
Got to be the Di Canio tune, innit?

I've gone early doors, but I'm confident grasshopper has nailed this one.

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ironskej 5:39 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for BENRAHMA
YOU'RE MASSIVELY OVERPRICED,
YOU'RE MASSIVELY OVERPRIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiIIIIICED,
you're massiiiiivelyyyy overpriiiiiiiiiced.

Lee Trundle 5:41 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for BENRAHMA
SALTHOUSE GIVE US A WAVE,
SALTHOUSE, SALTHOUSE GIVE US A WAVE.

Kaiser Zoso 5:42 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for BENRAHMA
Not having unless grasshopper confirms

eswing hammer 6:05 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for BENRAHMA
Feed the Fez, feed the Fez ,
Feed the fez and he will score ...

geoffpikey 6:08 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for BENRAHMA
My sources say..


Have this about £20m over, innit? GSB OUT!!

Iron Duke 6:18 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for BENRAHMA
My mama said you need a defender
That's why we sold Diangana
Sully said fuck that you're getting Craig Dawson
Then we'll spunk all our money on...

Chorus:

Benrahma Benrahma Benhrama
There goes our transfer budget
Benrahma Benrahma Benrahma
Thanks to Sully the midget

happygilmore 8:57 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for Benrahma
Christ! sounds like a post by a ten year old. But it's sadder than that, an old bloke alone in his living room singing at the walls. Probably in full kit wanker mode.

YellowBellyHammer 9:09 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for Benrahma
Is his wife a sort? Could just pinch the Behrami song

Dr Matt 9:44 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for Benrahma
Cos you’ve sold Diangana
We’re not happy
So what are you gonna do?
Cos you’ve sold Diangana
We’re not happy
So you gotta sign someone new...

Said Benrahma
Said Benrahma
Said Benrahma
He’s the one to call!


To give me oil in my lamp.

Ends thread.

Iron Duke 9:47 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for Benrahma
I hope you’re not talking about me gilmore. You won’t be saying that when I’m picking up my Ivor Novello award.

Peckham 10:58 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for Benrahma

Iron Duke 6:18 Thu Oct 15 ag ag ag I laughed.

Peckham 11:01 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for Benrahma
Benrahma,Benrahma
We don´t need no more drama.
Benrahma,Benrahma
Just score a fucking goal,
In our shit athletics bowl.

Faux Bare 11:02 Thu Oct 15
Re: Songs for Benrahma
Benrahma, Benrahma, Benrahma,
Is better than Diangana, Diangana, Diangana,
Cos we support the West Ham, the West Ham, the West Ham,
And that's the way we like it we like it we like it,
Whoaaaaaaa whoaaaaaaaaa...

PwoperNaughtyButNot 12:38 Fri Oct 16
Re: Songs for Benrahma
There's a loving in our eyes all the way

If we watch your dribbles, would you say

How’s Maguire a man (a man) without conviction

I'm a man who doesn't know

You can sell a dummy as pure fiction

You come and go, you come and go ,

Benrahma, Benrahma, Benrahma, Benrahma, Benrahma chameleon

You come and go, you come and go

Loving hammers would be easy if you were always in our teams

Claret , blue , and Rob green, claret , blue , and rob green

Benrahma Benrahma Benrahma, , Benrahma Benrahma chameleon

You come and go, you come and go

Loving hammers would be easy if you were always in our teams

Claret , blue , and Rob green, claret , blue , and rob green

Stubbo 12:57 Fri Oct 16
Re: Songs for Benrahma
To "My old man's a dustman".

Old Moyesie wants defenders
A massive center back
But Sully holds the purse strings and he said no fuck that!
He called his mate Will Salthouse
Got Dawson here on loan
Spunked our dosh on Benrahma, and the interest on his loans!

Iron Duke 9:09 Fri Oct 16
Re: Songs for Benrahma
That was pretty good Stubbo. Apart from rhyming loan with loans but I’ll forgive that.

PwoperNaughtyButNot 9:45 Fri Oct 16
Re: Songs for Benrahma
Is like to swap chameleon with Algerian

PwoperNaughtyButNot 9:47 Fri Oct 16
Re: Songs for Benrahma
In fact I didn’t give this a lot of thought

Let’s go from

Benrahma, Benrahma, Benrahma, Benrahma, Benrahma chameleon


To

Benrahma, Rahma, Rahma, Rahma, Rahma, Algerian

Fixed. I expect our huge crowds to be blaring this out at the weekend. Irons!

camel-with-3-humps 12:15 Fri Oct 16
Re: Songs for Benrahma
To the theme of 'LET IT BE'

Said, Said,
Said, Said
Scoring goals for West Ham
Said

Syd Puddefoot 12:28 Fri Oct 16
Re: Songs for Benrahma
Keep it short and simple.

One for the old 'uns.

We've got Benny Benny Benny Benny Rahma on the wing, on the wing.

Etc.

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